its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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