what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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