I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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