in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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