it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It's official drugs can't kill me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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