why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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