omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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