she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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