i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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