Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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