ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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