called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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