Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
