there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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