Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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