So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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