I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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