i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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