my vag is so smooth its legendary
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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