Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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