Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I need moral support for this bender
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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