The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm passing your future prison.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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