awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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