allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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