take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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