What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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