We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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