I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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