He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
