i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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