just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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