what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
