: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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