i would punch a child for taco bell
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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