Don't you send me to vm
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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