Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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