If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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