Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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