As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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