Where did you get a picture of my penis
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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