i just wanna soil my oats bro
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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