I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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