? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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