I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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