The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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