She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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