have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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