Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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