Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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