i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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