So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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