i wish starbucks made bloody marys
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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