well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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