Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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