we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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