your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Damn victory sex feels great
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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