I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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